January Rant : Pet Peeves

Lately, I have found that several thing bother me..... so I decided to write a very adult and mature blog post about it. (And if you believe for one second it is either mature or adult.... you obviously don't know me.) Ok boys and girls, now for the list of the 25 biggest pet peeves in my book....
(are you scared? I am... and I am the one writing this!)

25. Brick wall listeners....you know the ones, who ask for you to listen and give advice, and the second you tell them what to do..... they argue with your plethora of typically really good advice!

24. Inconsiderate drivers.... why honk your horn when they will just flip you off anyways? It's all I can do not to scream out my window at some of these jerks

23. "And they call him 7/11 because he runs his mouth 24/7." - A quote from Rush Hour 2, it explains it all.... some people talk and talk and dig themselves into a hole, and then wonder how they got there in the first place......

22. Pride and prejudice.... I have run into several who have one or the other.... but to have both obnoxious qualities rolled into on inconsiderate person is just plain trouble.

21. "The spiritual plexi glass" - named for for the idea that because you think you are spiritual, that you are invincible against the devil and his doings.

20. "Jumper" those people who ask how you are doing and then jump off of line to avoid any conversations... even if they are the one that initiated contact with you!

19. "it worked for me" - I have that phrase... no scratch that, I LOATHE that phrase. It's basically saying they have no faith in you.

18. "How can I be your friend, when I can't even be my own friend?" wow genius.... not only is that phrase improperly structured, it is the dumbest way of avoiding the phrase - beat it.

17. "I'm doing ok...." ok? how come ok.... why not great? what can I do? how can I help you? ugh.... just too many unanswered questions.

16. "nevermind" If you said it the first time.... you can repeat it. I know, even I do the nevermind bit... only to make you mad though.

15. words written on the seat of one's pants. - everyone has a pair, the tiny little pair everyone thinks looks hott on them when it actually flaunts TOO MUCH.

14. people who think they are so great - just because the world revolves around you at home, doesn't mean we do.

13. telemarketers - if we don't pick up, we don't care enough to talk to you.

12. Axe body wash.... ok, ok.... I am addicted to it, therefore I blame it in general.

11. Being ignored......hey, I may be 5'1.... but I am not too short for you to understand.......so listen up.... I have something to say.....

10. The game of relationships... round and round we go and before we know it.... we're in Japan!

9. Being left out..... yeah yeah, so I wasn't so popular in high school.... try me now..... invite ME to do things with you!

8. In your face marriages - the ones where the immediately have a blog, a facebook group, a myspace announcement bulletin.......and on the wedding day... the pictures scream....HAHA!

7. Know it alls..... if you really know it all.... why haven't you graduated college yet?

6. The truth be told......what the....? were you hiding the truth? Did you think you could con me? I feel betrayed now.

5. Jealousy..... let's just be friends.

4. neglect - if you love me, leave her alone and pay attention to me!

3. "1X1!" dude, if you use the last square of tp..... get a new roll!

2. friends don't let friends make idiot decisions - but come on...let's all admit we had a good time watching them fall down the stairs last week.....]

and the #1 thing that totally gets under my skin.......

1. Talking to me like garbage and telling me about you girl and how special she is compared to me. If I wanted to hear that, I'd just go do something to make the parentals mad so that they lecture me.